J: Most important decision of your week: What shall we call our brilliant blog?
K:Feeling Lusty, Must Wander?
J: Hahaha, perfect!
K: Credit to my cousin, Kim, for the title.We might need to be in the same room in order to get this properly launched. Sorry.
J: Not a problem. Because? We also need to work out the accompanying drinking game rules, which will fit nicely into a side bar.
K: Agreed. In thinking further of our blog, which is obviously all I've done today, I think we need a strict ban on photos or videos of any kind. Thoughts?
J: Oh, no, I think photos and videos are ALL we should post. They're guaranteed to be blurry, after all. And if we include any sort of narrative at all, it should have a built-in slur. And yes, even though my academic career is balancing on the fine-tip of the paper I have yet to finish, I've only thought about the blog as well.
K: We're coming at this from two different perspectives. You have a lovely boyfriend. Something that will likely encourage you to keep most of your dignity in tact. I don't have that. Plus, I tend not to think much about concepts such as "dignity." In the words of Kanye West, "please no photos."
J: Pppfff. Propriety.
K:I imagine entirely pantsless days. No one needs to see that.
J: hashtag Poor B (J's lovely boyfriend)
K: Hey, maybe I'll have a bf by March. #unlikely
J: #bannedfromyetanothercountry
K: I'm not banned, I was just denied entry from an EU nation. I mean, who hasn't been? #imtotallybanned
J: So, I'll get another set of "I'm with Stupid" shirts made up, shall I? "Je Suis Avec Stupide" doesn't quite have the same ring.
K: En Francais, s'il vous plait
J: #sansculottesencoreunefois
K: Now THAT should be the name of the blog!
J: YES!
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