Something Wicked This Way Comes

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  J: It'll be SO fun. K's awesome. You'll love her. She and I are chatting right now because we're setting up a blog about this trip

  M: Great. Use wordpress or tumblr. Super easy to use.

  
  
  
  
  

  J: Yeah I just set one up via blogger simply because it's really easy and I'm really lazy. "Sans Culottes Encore Une Fois" - a reference to friends who manage to lose their pants on a regular basis.

  
  
  

  M: Friends lose their pants on a regular basis? Interesting.

  
  
  

  J: This is what you're in for. Two drunkards sans culottes. Yay, America!

  
  
  

  M: Now you got me worried.

  
  
  

  J: Ah, nothing to worry about. K's only banned from one country so far, and it's not France, so we should be fine.

  
  
  

  M: Are you serious?

  
  
  

  J: Well not so much banned as "barred entry" but I see no reason to quibble about details. Ok, gotta run! 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

What's In A Name?

J: Most important decision of your week: What shall we call our brilliant blog?

K:Feeling Lusty, Must Wander?

J: Hahaha, perfect! 
 

K: Credit to my cousin, Kim, for the title.We might need to be in the same room in order to get this properly launched. Sorry.

J: Not a problem. Because? We also need to work out the accompanying drinking game rules, which will fit nicely into a side bar.
 

K: Agreed. In thinking further of our blog, which is obviously all I've done today, I think we need a strict ban on photos or videos of any kind. Thoughts?

J: Oh, no, I think photos and videos are ALL we should post. They're guaranteed to be blurry, after all. And if we include any sort of narrative at all, it should have a built-in slur. And yes, even though my academic career is balancing on the fine-tip of the paper I have yet to finish, I've only thought about the blog as well.

K: We're coming at this from two different perspectives. You have a lovely boyfriend. Something that will likely encourage you to keep most of your dignity in tact. I don't have that. Plus, I tend not to think much about concepts such as "dignity." In the words of Kanye West, "please no photos."
 

J: Pppfff. Propriety.
 

K:I imagine entirely pantsless days. No one needs to see that.

 

J: hashtag Poor B (J's lovely boyfriend)
 

K: Hey, maybe I'll have a bf by March. #unlikely

 

J: #bannedfromyetanothercountry

 

K: I'm not banned, I was just denied entry from an EU nation. I mean, who hasn't been? #imtotallybanned
 

J: So, I'll get another set of "I'm with Stupid" shirts made up, shall I? "Je Suis Avec Stupide" doesn't quite have the same ring.
 

K: En Francais, s'il vous plait
 

J: #sansculottesencoreunefois
 

K: Now THAT should be the name of the blog!
 

J: YES!