Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Pregaming

K: I forgot the password to Sans Culottes, but I lost my underwear in a game of darts at a dive bar last night. Seems relevant.

J: I have no idea what it is either. Well done!

K: I must admit my concern that you're more upset by the fact that we've forgotten the password than the fact that I bet my underwear on a game of darts.

J: My concern is directly linked to my expectations: I simply didn't expect to forget the password and am therefore a bit upset. As far as your panties: color me crazy, but I guess I expect them to go missing, due to bet, barter, or basic neglect.

K: I fucking love you.


Inspiration

Because we here at Sans Culottes fully understand that waking up without one's pants *will* happen more often than we'd like, we take a moment to pay tribute to those who leave home pantsless intentionally. In particular, we like really crappy footage of the No Pants Subway Ride with idiotic background chatter. You're welcome.